An review for Jean-Gough Frais' upcoming album... as featured in the Sunday Telegraph;
You thought you knew about tasty grooves? Put that shit back in the pantry grandma! And even that wouldn't keep it this fresh. This shits fresher than a thousand Femwipes, and more raw than freshly picked sushi! Forget sweet guitar solos. Get ready for some guitar sol-oh my gods... these are sweeter than the Easter Bunny's cunt! This Bass is so deep you'll need a chopper to get outta there! In fact, fuck hello-copter, youll need a "hello Doctor" the bass is that sick. And with production thats slicker than Draco Malfoy's penis, this shit swings like a sack of horse nuts. Tired of hearing same old same old? Make like a stripper in denial and forget about having pop rammed down your throat every night. Heres something far more tasty, and a tad less cheesy. You thought your tunes were hard? Jean-Gough makes yall feel like dolphin vagina. Thought your tunes were hot? Jean gough makes yall feel colder than a turkey wiithout smack. The verses are tighter than a cats back-mouth, and the choruses as catchy as Gonorrhea. And you're gonorrhea-lly like the price! Only £10.99, including P & P - Party and Pussy!
